The briskness of LAN MY WORLD [Ah Lan] in LIFE.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

THIS IS A FUCKING SOHAI..
A FUCKING BIG TIME SOHAI..
IF U HAPPEN TO KNOW HIM,DAMIEN......TELL him that HE IS THE BIGGEST SOHAI.

Well,i was trying to show my concern to him.He is a damn sohai,i will consider him an anti-social 100& and trying hard to be COOL sohai....

Look,he hasnt been turning up at the basketball court lately,i wondered what happened to him and this is what happened.

09:30:52 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ahaha
[09:30:57 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : im coming to ur school next year
[09:30:58 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ahahha
[10:07:05 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: ??
[10:07:05 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: next year you already 18 la
[10:07:15 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : yuo
[10:07:17 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : IB lar
[10:07:20 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : COME COME join me
[10:08:09 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : International Baccalaureate Organisation
[10:09:44 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: dont want
[10:09:59 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : wat are u planing to do?
[10:10:10 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: dont know
[10:10:29 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ahaha, i dun really care.
[10:10:44 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : i bet u hated school?
[10:10:45 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : haha
[10:10:53 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: swt]
[10:11:01 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: oikay:S
[10:11:04 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ?.............
[10:11:16 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : wat are u doing nowadays?
[10:11:22 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : havent see u on the basketball court
[10:11:56 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: privacy
[10:12:23 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : chill dude.
[10:12:42 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : im aint going to publish it on a
newspaper
[10:12:50 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : Well, i was just showing my concern.
[10:12:57 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: but still... thats my secret
[10:12:58 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: i sorry that i cant tell
[10:13:03 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : fine then,if that's ur reply
[10:13:09 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: kk
[10:13:12 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: thanks...
[10:13:17 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: hope you understand my feeling
[10:13:32 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : why dont u tell me, i promise i will keep
quiet and listen.
[10:14:08 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: is good that you show concern
[10:14:14 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: but ,.... i still cant tell
[10:14:20 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: is my privacy
[10:14:32 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : feeling = how u feel now
[10:14:39 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : what happen to u = what are u doing
[10:14:42 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : DUN U GET IT.
[10:14:56 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.. u r pissing me
off........i was trying to be kind to u.......
[10:15:09 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: actually... you are annoying
[10:15:12 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : bugger..................SO HOW??.. u feel
happy or sad?
[10:15:15 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: thats my business
[10:15:19 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : alrite
[10:15:21 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : FUCK IT THEN
[10:15:21 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: not yours
[10:15:23 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : i DUN GIVE A SHIT.
[10:15:29 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: thank you


SECRET????..............what secret???...a makeover..trying to surprise the world? SAD ASS.. A BIGGEST SAD ASS.................STUPID FUCKING PATHETIC SAD ASS.IT WILL NEVER WORK BECAUSE I TRIED IT AS WELL.HE CANT EVEN differentiate WHAT IS " HOW DO U FEEL NOW" and " WHAT U HAVE BEEN DOING LATELY".

However,the conversation above have clearly shown that HE IS A PATHETIC SAD ASS that doesnt have frens.Look,u might think why i say so...i will tell u why.First of all, if he values friends ,he would probrably just answered me with a leisure way as a friend and just say something .. perhaps ..funny or dirty or watever lah..like been Masturbating lately, fuckign some hot chicks, im fine .. nothing much.. ETC....

THE MOST PATHETIC THING IS , he replied me with :

SECRET.


WTF?.. i treated him well, and i treated him a drink before.....and he is fucking replying with this shit :

[10:15:09 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: actually... you are annoying

FUCK U LAr...............i havent been talking or seen him for like... 2-3 months already..and this is our first conversation on msn.Now,i know why back to 1 year ago he told me that he doesnt has much friends..What a sad ass who keeps everything to himself..

Whatever it is,i dun really fucking care about him.What really concerns me is that, he is going thru what i had been thru.I tell u, it is fucking pathetic, i can tell, feel, and see because I EXPRIENCED IT B4.Let me tell u HIS BIG PLAN.

1) make over, lose weight and stuffs like this, and trying to surprise everyone. -> WONT WORK.
2)Trying to be nice and change himself.....due to his inside's arrogant and the tendecy of keeping everytihng to himself WILL drive himself to be frustrated. ->another failure.
3)trying to be tough... _> he isnt tough at all............
4)trying to fit into a group - > wont work....
5)study hard stealthy and try to surprise the world with fly colors....


..................I TRIED THOSE SHITS B4.. IT FUCKING DOESNT WORK AND WASTED MY 4 YEARS LIFE..UNTill i notice

1)Changes in attitude and personality and life style IS THE ONLY WAY To LOSE WEIGHT.
-Once u change ur personality and attitude, subconciously u will gain confident.
-u will be willing to learn,Remember that NO ONE COMES TO THIS WORLD AND RIGHT AWAY CAN TELL U WHAT IS G-SPOT AND WHERE IT is located.

2)GOal.
-WHAT IS UR FUCkING GOAL?...Look that fucker doesnt have any goal, that why he is like that.
-U set ur goal and run for it, and on the progress it always seem to be changing but that doesnt matter ,as long u stay on the track.

3)U CANT BE 100% holy.
-if u say u can.. I WILL CHOP MY BALLS. U ARE NOT JESUS .. OR GOD.. SO SHUT THE FUCK OUT.
-IM A HarDCORED CHRISTIAN, I DO SIN AND SWEAR AND SHIT.. BUT I KEEP MYSELF CLEAN AND HAVE OWN SELf. I DONT SELL MY SELF TO JESUS, BUT I LET JESUS TO LEAD AND HELP ME IN LIFE.

4)Accept the fucking fact that u r not UBER HOt AND HANDSOMe.
-U WANT HOTTIE GURL as ur WIVE?.......DAMN EASY.. go out and date a couple of gurls..u will learn from mistakes.
-READ ARTICLES AND ASK THE ELDERS.I DO, i fucking chat with anyone who is seemed to be old in MAMAK STORE OR ANYWHERE and ask them for wisdom, they are fucking happy to share with u.

5)DONT FOLLOW, U LEAD..
-DAre to be different.....



FUCK LAr.. i dun care.. IF U WANT.. i will write the fucking story about me myself and i on this issue..

GOOD NITE

I would really suggest him to visit a shrink for the love of god or seek help from some of his TRUSTED friends??

Monday, May 22, 2006

Yeah,E-Mail writting,WTF?...yes,im doing it.

Im busy,screwed up all the papers i took.As far as i know,my "favourite" subject, Additional Math paper 1 scored an excellent score which consist only 20 marks out of 50 full marks.HOORAY FOR ME!.........In fact,dream of getting a distinction for add math seemed to be unreachable and it dift further as time pass on.Well,im happy enough with a D5 for addmath, that just adequate to exclude myself from the FAILS..

Enough of rants,the reason im blogging is to FUCKING practise my uber gayed EST essay.For some reason,i tend to be blanked whenever im asked to write an essay or article on a PAPER.Thus,im going to practise it over the net and no body is going to stop me!!! WAKAKAKA

There you goes,The uber gayed fucked up EST Essay."Write an email to THE CHEEbyES about "SOMETHING GAY" ."


TO: HAM_KA_CHAN@SOhai_MAHAI_CHeeBYE_LOkCHAT_MAHAI_MAHAI_CHeeBYE_LOkCHAT_MAHAI.com

From:I_LOve_To_69_with_Helle@her_house_b-8-2_She_IS_A_Pleaser.com

Subject: I was told to write "something gay" to those cheebyes.


Dear SOhais,

It's been a year since we last met.How are you holding up in hell?Hope you still can withstand those punishment from GOD.(TAI SEI!!!! WAKKAKA).I wonder what you are doing at this time,still masturbate alot?..Let me guess, u WAnted to yet u cant because god will circumsize ur dick again and again each time u masturbate.Well,excessive masturbation will cause premature ejaculation,soft erection.

I remember you always liked to watch heaps of porno with MAHAI_JAMES at his house.I always wondered whether you guys had ever "backdoor" each other.I really hope u didnt because JAmes is having a skirmish with her latino gurlfriend,MONICA.As you know,they always held their skirmishs on the bed which is good.IT wasnt untill one day MoNICA complaint that JAmes is too good in Anal sex and she suspected you had an anal sex with him.Well,that your problem,im just write to you for sake of my est essay.Dont you dare come to me and ask me for help,i will give a nice nipple enlargement as your present for visiting me.SO, FUCK OFF.

Things sure felt a little different since you left.For one,i have to abduct your dog to get your bank account number to pay for my yumcha ,tong ball,tiu kai,papaya farm and condom bills.I really miss those days you pay for my bills.Now, i have to use your saving to pay for my bills.

AS for me,im really fucking tried now..i need to take cheebye nap.Well,im going to write to you whenever i have the urge to practise my letter writting skills for the upcoming examination.

YOUR BESY BUDDY,
DIU KAU u and SAU PEI.


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finish.end.

Friday, May 12, 2006

About AH Lan

Well,this post is going to be ALL ABOUT AH LAN, his rants,his preferences, his cock,his love,his ass,his head, his gurlfriend and his almost fucked up life.So,fuck off if u dont want this shits.Oh yeah, IM GOING TO BE ACTIVE AGAIN, next week onwards..i promise u guys ,no more hiatus mode.

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Ah Lan

Ah Lan is 17 years old.
Ah Lan came from Ampang, cheras.
Ah Lan can drive, he drives PRODUA KEMBARA,occasionally, he take the BMW m3.
Ah Lan USUALLY doesnt smoke.He smokes and drinks when he is given a VERY VERY FUCked up Situation,he smokes a pack of cigarette and DRINK HOOERGARDEN AT NIGHT.HE smokes Dunhill and Salem light,he hates marbollo.IF HE cant finish the pack of cigarette on tat nite,he will give it away to ppl,so when u see him alone in the bar,ask him for cigratte.
Ah Lan likes no black tie bar,he likes to go there.
Ah Lan is 60% happy , 40% fucked up.
Ah Lan got one EX-gurlfriend only.The rests come and go only.The shortest courtship he got were 5 days.
Ah Lan doesnt like cocky gurl.
Ah Lan doesnt like EGO-ed gurl, thinks herself look as pretty as Ms.world and needed to be pleased like a SUPER FRAGILE DIAMOND which she doesnt deserve.
Ah Lan likes gurl with nice voice that can sing WITHOUT Squeaking.
Ah Lan likes rock chicks or gurls with guitar and good at vocal.
Ah Lan got alot of hot chicks as friends, maybe it only looks nice to him only?.Most of them have the standard of BoA,one word.They are pretty and hot and have good personality,they all are 18-19 years old.They treat me as their lil brother and few of them actually requested it,pls dont bother ask me why.They are pearl of the world,nice gurls but hard to get,in term of knowing what they really want,they are amazingly nice people.Obviously, they want someone who can offer them salvation and orgasm of life XD

Jacinta : ........blahblah...........(blahblah), Ah Lan, wanna be my lil brother ?
Ah Lan : hmm...why ?
Jacinta : Actually,I would like to have a lil brother like you.Stupid,silly,chubby,cute like you.( i m going to explain WAT THE FUCK IS CUTE MEAN TO A GURL.) .hehehe.Yeah,.........(-----------------censored------------------).
Ah Lan : So,can i have some ice cream from baskin robbin?SISTER!
Jacinta : ............................nope.

Seriously,one of them always belanja me ice cream whenever i go out with them.Wnaanna noe why???.....COZ SHE OWNS THE ICE CREAM SHOP WAKAKWKAKAA,her dad pass away and the property are passed down to her.HEHEHEHE.

Ah Lan was kinda over ego-ed,but he is trying to lower it.
Ah Lan was a progressive guy,but he isnt tat progressive anymore.
Ah Lan was an attention whore,but he is still an attention whore.
Ah Lan was kinda pathetic,he sucks but he is still as sucky and pathetic as ever.
Ah Lan is trying hard to change himself.
Ah Lan likes to speak CANTONESE + swear words.
Ah Lan likes to swear whenever he could.
Ah Lan likes money
Ah LAn doesnt give a shit on other ppl words and saying.
Ah Lan hates to care about his results and exams.but he has to and he is doing it right now because he wants to enter M.I.T university.
Ah Lan is trying to lose weight.
Ah Lan is trying to save money.
Ah Lan is trying to change his life abit right now.
Ah Lan is being fucked up by the world.
Ah Lan hates to rant but he is ranting now.
Ah Lan likes to fight but doesnt want to get hit NOR GETTING DISCIplInary RECord.HE wants a bright money-future.
Ah LAn is blady VAIN.
Ah LAn likes to cook.
Ah Lan is not dating anyone now.
AH Lan fucking hate to ignore people but he is doing it to someone now.


LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MUSIC = AH LAN ,Ah LAn = music.
AH lan is alive today because of music ,otherwise i would have die from suciding and jump off the building or killing myself.IT is also God that offer me some hopes,frankly,even thought there is hope, it is fucking hard to reach and i always find it useless....Ah LAn also got a fucking over-protective DAD and CHinaman DAD and a megalomania DAD.....BUT,he isnt here most of the time,soooo IM FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEE...FREEDOM!!!

Saturday, April 29, 2006

The LASt breakthrough....

WEi...to all the LAST breakthrough FANSY out there..

I BET U SEARCH ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOR THE THEME SONG and ALL U FOUND IS A PIECE OF LOW QUALITY AND CRAP MP3....Actually I ALSO..


today im happy,because i finished the whole series.. AND IT WAS DAMN 7 NICe WATCHING IT...the SONGS ALSO DAMN 7 NICe.. but the one i found ...AlLL damn lousy quality can lan 7 ugly...

SO i ripped it myself.. it is VERY GOOD quality ...192kphs... and very clear.. :D

DOWNLOAD HERE

http://www.f-forge.com/?d=5E2czp1r90DZqLGmtY6k


SO ENJOY AR...all the fansy...NEED ANYMORE SONGS FROM TLB? ..tell kau 7 in the comment.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

HELP ME!!!

Well,my exam is around the corner now, and my essay writting is kinda bad.Hence, im going to blog this article as an
exercise for my coming English exam but that doesnt mean it is a made-up,everything i have written here are all purely genuine
and real.
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Isnt it nice to have someone that love u so much that she stuck to you only yet she is kinda of pretty?
Isnt it kind of bad to give a girl her first kiss yet u r not dating her?
Isnt it cruel to say some reallly caustic things to a girl that loves u so much to make her stop loving you?

Haplessly,i accidentaly put myself into this kind of situation and i wanted to scream..FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ( dont worry
my teacher will give me extra marks for swearing in the essay,BECAUSE IT IS HYPERBOLE ).The reason is my love for her is
excruciatingly unstable.Sometimes,it can reach a point that i dont even have any single tinge of feeling for her.At time, i
really love her,it usually occur when im fucking horny! and i want to fuck her like no tommorow! ROAR!!!
when im alone and im kinda miss her.......i dunno why,i like her long hair,her cute face,her height,her kinda flat chest,her pussy? i guess....
Oh yeah,her parents are fucking strict over her,she cant go here go there.Even going to a convenience store which is only 3 meters away,she
needs permission from her parents.

However, i got a few options here:

1)Since im fucking free,im gonna date her and fuck her like no tommorow and dump her...
"OUCH,IT IS TOO CRUEL..I CANT DO IT!!"

2)Just date her seriously.
"WTF?"

3)BLind date saja
"hmmph"

4)Stay as friends,help her in everywhere..........
"this is kinda good..but..she doesnt want it..diu"

HELP ME MAKE A CHOICE.

yeah,FUCK MY ENGLISH.. Im not going to give a shit
over my bad grammatical errors...FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

Due to my teacher's everyday 100-reason-why-you-should-show-ur-patriotism speech,i was inspired to show my love to Malaysia and be more patriotic.
Thus,I need to use the jargon of malaysian which is specially attributed to Malaysia.


PS:pls lar..correct my english okay?..i wanna score well for my engrish test
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