Im Malaysian....and im proud to be one!

A few friends of mine came back from traveling to Australia.No doubt that we went out to yumcha and talked how we spent our holidays before school starts again.Well, I was the only one who went to Australia for a summer crash course on Economics and Globalization.We had fun chatting untill 3 of my sohais friend started to...................

Sohai Cheebye : Diu ler, Malaysia weather are damn 7 Lan diu ler, so fucking hot but Australia got summer and winter all these ler, and i wasnt that stressful at there because the weather...

Sohai Pek pek:Yalor, somemore ar, Malaysia Not safe ler,AUSTRALIA DAMN SAFE U KNOW......

Sohai Mahai:Deng, Do u know ar...........guys at there very leng chai... malaysia all the guys like shit only....


When i heard that, i started to tulan already....but i still tahan ar..............


Sohai Mahai : So, where did u go for ur holiday ar??

Ah Lan : oh , i took a crash course at Australia, Melb U.

Sohai Pek Pek : When was it?You should call kau 7 me right at there?

Ah Lan : No lar, i was there to study....i got some shit that allows me to drive there and all lar.Coz, i got PR at australia lah..

I think they dunno wat is PR , pr = permanent resident.

Sohai Chee bye :U know ar, at australia right ...the shop closes at 8 o'clock ler... U know ?

They really sohai untill they think i lying about my crash course at Australia and talk untill like i dunno anything about Australia........

Sohai Pek Pek : I know.I also like the air in Australia ler. It is very clean compare to KL...

Sohai Mahai : Yalor, i also damn 7 happy there, the food at there also taste better and got very high quality.Do u think malaysia sux?

Sohai Chee bye and Pek Pek: Yalor, Malaysia sux!!What do u think ar Ah Lan, U also there one.Why not telling us the good things about Australia ler and are u sure u went to Australia not India?

This time, I memang Tulan 120% already.....

Ah LAN : DIU NYAH MAH CHAU HAI , U all 1 ,2, 3 sohai mo LOU,u all are fucking brainless lar...........Malaysia is the best place... Do u know weather in Malaysia is the best, sometimes only hot, nya sing ...imagine u in winter, i tell u .. u wont want to say Australia weather is nice.Somemore ,during summer .... it is 4 seasons in one day........... ban 7....

SohaiS' : But .. but still the others stuff betta than malaysia mah...dont u agree ar?

AH LAN : SOHAI,Malaysia also damn 7 safe wat......only rape cases....chee bye...U all damn tulan,i go saman by the AUstralian police for not wearing helmet when i was cycling........At Australia, u think u can bribe off the police when u are speeding ar?Only in malaysia u can speed kau kau yet the police wont diu kau u like in melbourne..........

sohaiS' : but but but..

Ah Lan : No but lar sohais........food,Malaysia fucking cheap and nice, Living cost here Damn 7 low, their TAX IS 47.5% ler sohai.. that y the government must care for them lar...Malaysian also got damn alot Leng luis and LEng chais.. Just tat u bunch of rubbish dunno how to see properly....and there got heaps of pollens that cause u get skin allergy and hayfever......If u all really like Australia then become one and dun bitch infront of me... FUCK U!!!

So, I scold kau 7 them untill they scare to say they love Australia,Malaysia has loads of goodie but those sohai tend to overlook it.Well, i cant really blame them Coz there is a proverb that show that human tend to think this way " The grass on the other side is always better ".

Malaysia BOLEH!!