The briskness of LAN MY WORLD [Ah Lan] in LIFE.: April 2006

Saturday, April 29, 2006

The LASt breakthrough.... all the LAST breakthrough FANSY out there..


today im happy,because i finished the whole series.. AND IT WAS DAMN 7 NICe WATCHING IT...the SONGS ALSO DAMN 7 NICe.. but the one i found ...AlLL damn lousy quality can lan 7 ugly...

SO i ripped it myself.. it is VERY GOOD quality ...192kphs... and very clear.. :D


SO ENJOY AR...all the fansy...NEED ANYMORE SONGS FROM TLB? ..tell kau 7 in the comment.

Thursday, April 27, 2006


Well,my exam is around the corner now, and my essay writting is kinda bad.Hence, im going to blog this article as an
exercise for my coming English exam but that doesnt mean it is a made-up,everything i have written here are all purely genuine
and real.
Isnt it nice to have someone that love u so much that she stuck to you only yet she is kinda of pretty?
Isnt it kind of bad to give a girl her first kiss yet u r not dating her?
Isnt it cruel to say some reallly caustic things to a girl that loves u so much to make her stop loving you?

Haplessly,i accidentaly put myself into this kind of situation and i wanted to scream..FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ( dont worry
my teacher will give me extra marks for swearing in the essay,BECAUSE IT IS HYPERBOLE ).The reason is my love for her is
excruciatingly unstable.Sometimes,it can reach a point that i dont even have any single tinge of feeling for her.At time, i
really love her,it usually occur when im fucking horny! and i want to fuck her like no tommorow! ROAR!!!
when im alone and im kinda miss her.......i dunno why,i like her long hair,her cute face,her height,her kinda flat chest,her pussy? i guess....
Oh yeah,her parents are fucking strict over her,she cant go here go there.Even going to a convenience store which is only 3 meters away,she
needs permission from her parents.

However, i got a few options here:

1)Since im fucking free,im gonna date her and fuck her like no tommorow and dump her...

2)Just date her seriously.

3)BLind date saja

4)Stay as friends,help her in everywhere..........
"this is kinda good..but..she doesnt want it..diu"


yeah,FUCK MY ENGLISH.. Im not going to give a shit
over my bad grammatical errors...FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

Due to my teacher's everyday 100-reason-why-you-should-show-ur-patriotism speech,i was inspired to show my love to Malaysia and be more patriotic.
Thus,I need to use the jargon of malaysian which is specially attributed to Malaysia.

PS:pls lar..correct my english okay?..i wanna score well for my engrish test

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Gurls are mysterious,dont u agree?..part 1

Well,Ah Lan was difted away by heaps of tourble in life.That why recently all the post are so christianed.Sorry to those no no christian or religion people out there..DUI MU JUI!!


In my mind,i always try to predict what a person next move.Usually, the accuracy of my prediction is 98% but when comes to gurl .... i cant even understand what they are talking about most of the time.

Well, u cant blame me..i tried my very best just to understand what they are thinking in their mind.Even when im shitting in the toilet,watching porn,masturbating,fucking my girlfriend upside down,laning my friends,having sex with all the hot silais,pleasing my 2nd gurlfriend,having an orgasm with my sexy hot 19 year old pet-sister,diuing my 21year old hot physic teacher, my mind can never stop analyze what gurls said early on and it seem to give up most of the time.

When comes to answering question,gurls will give those subtle answer.

One day, i was disturbing water bottles for my group.

Ah Lan : Hey BimbO, do u want water ar?

Bimbo : Today,the weather very hot lar.Arent u thirsty , are you?

Ah Lan : Yeah, so do u want water?

Bimbo : No lar...dont want ...after u say i bolok ur stuffs and call me cheapskate..

Ah Lan : Oh fine then....For real, do u still want water?

Bimbo : It is okay,dont need lar.Keep it for urself, waterboy.

10 minutes later......


Ah lan : I thought u say dun want?

Bimbo : Where got?.. i say i want do u have water now?

Ah lan : NO AND FUCK U BITCH, I ASKED U TWICE...ANd fucking tell me dont want, now when i dun have water u fucking ask me lar...kan ni nia chee bye kia......If u are desperate for water u can sux my dick now and drink all the way from there...diu.

It is damn annoying, The 'no' in a gurl's mind could be YES or No or even MAYBE. The 'Maybe' could be Yes or No or even Maybe or even 'alot of things', again all the three words are vice versa in a gurl mind,it could be any combination.

No doubt,it will takes 1000 years for the guys to understand a gurl completely.If that the case, i have to tell u gurls frankly, there will be no mr. right guy or mr. perfect unless we guys can live up the age of 1000.So, stop dreaming for ur fucking dream guy or mr.right.However, let me tell u my exprience.So that u will believe my words are true.

Every evening, i will go over to seri hartamas or ss17 to lunch.Well,that a hot gurl who stay in my apartment have to go back to her college which is help institute around that time.Since i met her, she always asks me to give her a ride.As a gentleman, i never rejected her request but as time pass by, it seems like my daily routine to drive her to her college and every morning i will ask her whether she needs transport or not.....

Ah Lan : Do u want me to drive u to the college today?

Jessica : Maybe.

Ah Lan : So...Yes or no?

She will jogs away and leave me no answer..So that evening , i waited fo her.. and she turn up..that okay.

The next morning....

Ah Lan : Do u want me to drive u to the college today?

Jessica : MAybe.

Ah Lan : So yes or no.

This time......

Jessica : Dunno....maybe...

Niasing.. nvm..... i waited for her..........after 20 minutes she didnt turn up and i went to ss17 to lunch.When i reached there,my mobile phone rang...i took up..

Jessica : Ah LAN, pls come and fetch me now.. im late....

Ah Lan : Where are u?..

Jessica : Im in KlCC now.. i told u this morning wat.


Such a simple word like 'MAY Be' can mean alot of things in a gurl mind and they tend to expect us guys to understnad them...sigh...

Monday, April 03, 2006

Story time....( abit christian dun read if u dun like ar )

Well,some people tend to ask me why u r not piss with him? Why are u being so nice?
In fact, i have bad temper all this while but somehow it is more controllable now.Still,im a human.. i do blow up once in a while but it is gay.. i know..
Okay, so let me tell u a story about why u should forgive those people who offended u.
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right.

He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration.

Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there, and with tears in his eyes, he prayed "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed.

Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair Lord. I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done against me and I shouldn't have to forgive. As perfect as your way is Lord, this one thing I cannot do, for I don't know how to forgive. My anger is so deep Lord, I fear I may not hear you, but I pray that you teach me to do this one thing I cannot do.Teach me To Forgive.

As he knelt there in the quiet shade of that old oak tree, he felt something fall onto his shoulder. He opened his eyes. Out of the corner of one eye, he saw something red on his shirt. He could not turn to see what it was because where the oak tree had been was a large square piece of wood in the ground. He raised his head and saw two feet held to the wood with a large spike through them. He raised his head more, and tears came to his eyes as he saw Jesus hanging on a cross. He saw spikes in His hands, a gash in His side, a torn and battered body, deep thorns sunk into His head.

Finally he saw the suffering and pain on His precious face. As their eyes met, the man's tears turned to sobbing, and Jesus began to speak.

Have you ever told a lie, he asked? The man answered - yes Lord. Have you ever been given too much change and kept it? The man answered yes Lord. And the man sobbed more and more.

Have you ever taken something from work that wasn't yours, Jesus asked? And the man answered yes Lord.

Have you ever sworn, using my Father's name in vain? The man, crying now, answered yes Lord.

As Jesus asked many more times, "Have you ever"? The man's crying became uncontrollable, for he could only answer yes Lord.

Then Jesus turned His head from one side to the other, and the man felt something fall on his other shoulder. He looked and saw that it was the blood of Jesus. When he looked back up, his eyes met those of Jesus, and there was a look of love the man had never seen or known before.

Jesus said, I didn't deserve this either, but I forgive you.

It may be hard to see how you're going to get through something, but when you look back in life, you realize how true this statement is. Read the first line slowly and let it sink in. This is simple, and important. Read on.... This first line is deep.

If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it. Lord I love You and I need You, come into my heart, Today. For without You I can do nothing.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

The teachers tat i respect all the time


I have a bunch of very good teachers that helped me out alot.

WHAT HE DID:He made my sejarah class really fun!!WEll, he jokes alot and very friendly man eheh.Despite of his strictness ( strictness..everybody hates rules,Am i right? ), he is really really a good good teacher.If he is planing to give workshops on sejarah.. i will be the first one to register...I WILL LINE UP 6 hours b4 the ticket counter start selling.HE also gives alot alot sweets during sejarah time! I improved my sejarah because of him man... and he also a good christian man, and family man .He always teaches us to care for our future family and some guidelines in between the class.That why hartamas students' gurlfriend all creme de la creme one :D REally RESPECT HIM MAN.!!!HE also very very helpful man, he helps me to get the key for library every morning :D...also a handyman.. he can fixs almost everything in school!

PS: HE also wrote the SAsbadi SEjarah book and Ekpress sejarah book.. WHICH Is really really good.. i scored A in PMR because of his book!!! BUY HIS BOOKS MAN...i will guarantee u will be awesome.

what she did: She is my english and est teacher.She is a jovial person.She likes to joke around and always reveal us alot alot of new things.Oh yeah, she also good at teaching EST..Did i tell u she is a very sporting teacher . DEspite of her monthly checking on our homework, she is one of the best teachers i ever got.

What she did: U might think she is boring.Actually, she isnt boring AT AL!!! One thing that really surprise me is.. She got alot alot patience on teaching me addmaths,when i dunno how to do any questions.. she will shows me step by step untill i understand.(for your information,im kinda slow,it takes heaps of time for me to understand a question)..Despite of her strictness(sometimes),she is a really great teacher.She also gave me pos of Ketua media in school :D

Fourth: PN........LOW !!! A CHEMISTRY TEACHER and LIbrarian teacher in my school.
What she did: OH... SHE IS FAMOUS FOR HER STRICTNESS AND SCARINESS!!!...ACTUALLY, SHE IS NOT AT ALL.If u obey her rules and regulations, she will jokes with u.. and when she jokes.. I TELL u...u will laugh untill u bleed. HAHAHA,even thought she didnt teach me.. but she is my librarian teacher!!! that how i know.I also heard that she is a very good chemistry teacher.One more thing i heard is... she can remember all the things in our form 4 and form 5 text books .ahahha

Last but not least: All the teachers in my school are good, i really appreciate them for sacrificing their priceless time just to teach me this FAT WORTHLESS BRAT.

I tell u guys something,even they are not doing their job ,they also get the same amount of INCOME as the teachers who spend most of their time teaching us.

Inconclusion, teachers are good.I doubt anyone other than teacher will spend their priceless time just to teach u.People usually spend their priceless time exchange for something they think is worth it BUT TEACHERS are different, just wanted to give u the knowledges and expect no return from u....So LOve ur teachers even thought sometimes they accidentally accused or caused u trouble,afterall they are too caring for u and wanted u to learn ur mistake and u will not do it in future.!!

PS: In secular world,if u did something wrong,no one will forgive u so easily.Worst,some people may setup a plan to destory u.Compared to that, teachers' scoldings and drugeries are just merely gentle reminders to us.In secular world, PEOPLE MIGHT HIRE A HITMAN TO ASSASSINATE U ,,JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO AH-PEK--> HERE!!!!

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