The briskness of LAN MY WORLD [Ah Lan] in LIFE.

2006-07-04T22:21:00.000+08:00

THIS IS A FUCKING SOHAI..
A FUCKING BIG TIME SOHAI..
IF U HAPPEN TO KNOW HIM,DAMIEN......TELL him that HE IS THE BIGGEST SOHAI.

Well,i was trying to show my concern to him.He is a damn sohai,i will consider him an anti-social 100& and trying hard to be COOL sohai....

Look,he hasnt been turning up at the basketball court lately,i wondered what happened to him and this is what happened.

09:30:52 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ahaha
[09:30:57 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : im coming to ur school next year
[09:30:58 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ahahha
[10:07:05 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: ??
[10:07:05 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: next year you already 18 la
[10:07:15 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : yuo
[10:07:17 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : IB lar
[10:07:20 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : COME COME join me
[10:08:09 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : International Baccalaureate Organisation
[10:09:44 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: dont want
[10:09:59 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : wat are u planing to do?
[10:10:10 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: dont know
[10:10:29 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ahaha, i dun really care.
[10:10:44 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : i bet u hated school?
[10:10:45 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : haha
[10:10:53 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: swt]
[10:11:01 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: oikay:S
[10:11:04 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ?.............
[10:11:16 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : wat are u doing nowadays?
[10:11:22 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : havent see u on the basketball court
[10:11:56 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: privacy
[10:12:23 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : chill dude.
[10:12:42 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : im aint going to publish it on a
newspaper
[10:12:50 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : Well, i was just showing my concern.
[10:12:57 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: but still... thats my secret
[10:12:58 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: i sorry that i cant tell
[10:13:03 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : fine then,if that's ur reply
[10:13:09 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: kk
[10:13:12 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: thanks...
[10:13:17 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: hope you understand my feeling
[10:13:32 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : why dont u tell me, i promise i will keep
quiet and listen.
[10:14:08 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: is good that you show concern
[10:14:14 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: but ,.... i still cant tell
[10:14:20 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: is my privacy
[10:14:32 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : feeling = how u feel now
[10:14:39 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : what happen to u = what are u doing
[10:14:42 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : DUN U GET IT.
[10:14:56 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.. u r pissing me
off........i was trying to be kind to u.......
[10:15:09 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: actually... you are annoying
[10:15:12 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : bugger..................SO HOW??.. u feel
happy or sad?
[10:15:15 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: thats my business
[10:15:19 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : alrite
[10:15:21 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : FUCK IT THEN
[10:15:21 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: not yours
[10:15:23 PM] AH LANNNNNNNNNNNNN : i DUN GIVE A SHIT.
[10:15:29 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: thank you

SECRET????..............what secret???...a makeover..trying to surprise the world? SAD ASS.. A BIGGEST SAD ASS.................STUPID FUCKING PATHETIC SAD ASS.IT WILL NEVER WORK BECAUSE I TRIED IT AS WELL.HE CANT EVEN differentiate WHAT IS " HOW DO U FEEL NOW" and " WHAT U HAVE BEEN DOING LATELY".

However,the conversation above have clearly shown that HE IS A PATHETIC SAD ASS that doesnt have frens.Look,u might think why i say so...i will tell u why.First of all, if he values friends ,he would probrably just answered me with a leisure way as a friend and just say something .. perhaps ..funny or dirty or watever lah..like been Masturbating lately, fuckign some hot chicks, im fine .. nothing much.. ETC....

THE MOST PATHETIC THING IS , he replied me with :

SECRET.

WTF?.. i treated him well, and i treated him a drink before.....and he is fucking replying with this shit :

[10:15:09 PM] (6){-=D=-}(6: actually... you are annoying

FUCK U LAr...............i havent been talking or seen him for like... 2-3 months already..and this is our first conversation on msn.Now,i know why back to 1 year ago he told me that he doesnt has much friends..What a sad ass who keeps everything to himself..

Whatever it is,i dun really fucking care about him.What really concerns me is that, he is going thru what i had been thru.I tell u, it is fucking pathetic, i can tell, feel, and see because I EXPRIENCED IT B4.Let me tell u HIS BIG PLAN.

1) make over, lose weight and stuffs like this, and trying to surprise everyone. -> WONT WORK.
2)Trying to be nice and change himself.....due to his inside's arrogant and the tendecy of keeping everytihng to himself WILL drive himself to be frustrated. ->another failure.
3)trying to be tough... _> he isnt tough at all............
4)trying to fit into a group - > wont work....
5)study hard stealthy and try to surprise the world with fly colors....

..................I TRIED THOSE SHITS B4.. IT FUCKING DOESNT WORK AND WASTED MY 4 YEARS LIFE..UNTill i notice

1)Changes in attitude and personality and life style IS THE ONLY WAY To LOSE WEIGHT.
-Once u change ur personality and attitude, subconciously u will gain confident.
-u will be willing to learn,Remember that NO ONE COMES TO THIS WORLD AND RIGHT AWAY CAN TELL U WHAT IS G-SPOT AND WHERE IT is located.

2)GOal.
-WHAT IS UR FUCkING GOAL?...Look that fucker doesnt have any goal, that why he is like that.
-U set ur goal and run for it, and on the progress it always seem to be changing but that doesnt matter ,as long u stay on the track.

3)U CANT BE 100% holy.
-if u say u can.. I WILL CHOP MY BALLS. U ARE NOT JESUS .. OR GOD.. SO SHUT THE FUCK OUT.
-IM A HarDCORED CHRISTIAN, I DO SIN AND SWEAR AND SHIT.. BUT I KEEP MYSELF CLEAN AND HAVE OWN SELf. I DONT SELL MY SELF TO JESUS, BUT I LET JESUS TO LEAD AND HELP ME IN LIFE.

4)Accept the fucking fact that u r not UBER HOt AND HANDSOMe.
-U WANT HOTTIE GURL as ur WIVE?.......DAMN EASY.. go out and date a couple of gurls..u will learn from mistakes.
-READ ARTICLES AND ASK THE ELDERS.I DO, i fucking chat with anyone who is seemed to be old in MAMAK STORE OR ANYWHERE and ask them for wisdom, they are fucking happy to share with u.

5)DONT FOLLOW, U LEAD..
-DAre to be different.....

FUCK LAr.. i dun care.. IF U WANT.. i will write the fucking story about me myself and i on this issue..

GOOD NITE

I would really suggest him to visit a shrink for the love of god or seek help from some of his TRUSTED friends??

Yeah,E-Mail writting,WTF?...yes,im doing it.

2006-05-22T20:55:00.000+08:00

Im busy,screwed up all the papers i took.As far as i know,my "favourite" subject, Additional Math paper 1 scored an excellent score which consist only 20 marks out of 50 full marks.HOORAY FOR ME!.........In fact,dream of getting a distinction for add math seemed to be unreachable and it dift further as time pass on.Well,im happy enough with a D5 for addmath, that just adequate to exclude myself from the FAILS..

Enough of rants,the reason im blogging is to FUCKING practise my uber gayed EST essay.For some reason,i tend to be blanked whenever im asked to write an essay or article on a PAPER.Thus,im going to practise it over the net and no body is going to stop me!!! WAKAKAKA

There you goes,The uber gayed fucked up EST Essay."Write an email to THE CHEEbyES about "SOMETHING GAY" ."

TO: HAM_KA_CHAN@SOhai_MAHAI_CHeeBYE_LOkCHAT_MAHAI_MAHAI_CHeeBYE_LOkCHAT_MAHAI.com

From:I_LOve_To_69_with_Helle@her_house_b-8-2_She_IS_A_Pleaser.com

Subject: I was told to write "something gay" to those cheebyes.

Dear SOhais,

It's been a year since we last met.How are you holding up in hell?Hope you still can withstand those punishment from GOD.(TAI SEI!!!! WAKKAKA).I wonder what you are doing at this time,still masturbate alot?..Let me guess, u WAnted to yet u cant because god will circumsize ur dick again and again each time u masturbate.Well,excessive masturbation will cause premature ejaculation,soft erection.

I remember you always liked to watch heaps of porno with MAHAI_JAMES at his house.I always wondered whether you guys had ever "backdoor" each other.I really hope u didnt because JAmes is having a skirmish with her latino gurlfriend,MONICA.As you know,they always held their skirmishs on the bed which is good.IT wasnt untill one day MoNICA complaint that JAmes is too good in Anal sex and she suspected you had an anal sex with him.Well,that your problem,im just write to you for sake of my est essay.Dont you dare come to me and ask me for help,i will give a nice nipple enlargement as your present for visiting me.SO, FUCK OFF.

Things sure felt a little different since you left.For one,i have to abduct your dog to get your bank account number to pay for my yumcha ,tong ball,tiu kai,papaya farm and condom bills.I really miss those days you pay for my bills.Now, i have to use your saving to pay for my bills.

AS for me,im really fucking tried now..i need to take cheebye nap.Well,im going to write to you whenever i have the urge to practise my letter writting skills for the upcoming examination.

YOUR BESY BUDDY,
DIU KAU u and SAU PEI.

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finish.end.

About AH Lan

2006-05-12T22:04:00.000+08:00

Well,this post is going to be ALL ABOUT AH LAN, his rants,his preferences, his cock,his love,his ass,his head, his gurlfriend and his almost fucked up life.So,fuck off if u dont want this shits.Oh yeah, IM GOING TO BE ACTIVE AGAIN, next week onwards..i promise u guys ,no more hiatus mode.

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Ah Lan

Ah Lan is 17 years old.
Ah Lan came from Ampang, cheras.
Ah Lan can drive, he drives PRODUA KEMBARA,occasionally, he take the BMW m3.
Ah Lan USUALLY doesnt smoke.He smokes and drinks when he is given a VERY VERY FUCked up Situation,he smokes a pack of cigarette and DRINK HOOERGARDEN AT NIGHT.HE smokes Dunhill and Salem light,he hates marbollo.IF HE cant finish the pack of cigarette on tat nite,he will give it away to ppl,so when u see him alone in the bar,ask him for cigratte.
Ah Lan likes no black tie bar,he likes to go there.
Ah Lan is 60% happy , 40% fucked up.
Ah Lan got one EX-gurlfriend only.The rests come and go only.The shortest courtship he got were 5 days.
Ah Lan doesnt like cocky gurl.
Ah Lan doesnt like EGO-ed gurl, thinks herself look as pretty as Ms.world and needed to be pleased like a SUPER FRAGILE DIAMOND which she doesnt deserve.
Ah Lan likes gurl with nice voice that can sing WITHOUT Squeaking.
Ah Lan likes rock chicks or gurls with guitar and good at vocal.
Ah Lan got alot of hot chicks as friends, maybe it only looks nice to him only?.Most of them have the standard of BoA,one word.They are pretty and hot and have good personality,they all are 18-19 years old.They treat me as their lil brother and few of them actually requested it,pls dont bother ask me why.They are pearl of the world,nice gurls but hard to get,in term of knowing what they really want,they are amazingly nice people.Obviously, they want someone who can offer them salvation and orgasm of life XD

Jacinta : ........blahblah...........(blahblah), Ah Lan, wanna be my lil brother ?
Ah Lan : hmm...why ?
Jacinta : Actually,I would like to have a lil brother like you.Stupid,silly,chubby,cute like you.( i m going to explain WAT THE FUCK IS CUTE MEAN TO A GURL.) .hehehe.Yeah,.........(-----------------censored------------------).
Ah Lan : So,can i have some ice cream from baskin robbin?SISTER!
Jacinta : ............................nope.

Seriously,one of them always belanja me ice cream whenever i go out with them.Wnaanna noe why???.....COZ SHE OWNS THE ICE CREAM SHOP WAKAKWKAKAA,her dad pass away and the property are passed down to her.HEHEHEHE.

Ah Lan was kinda over ego-ed,but he is trying to lower it.
Ah Lan was a progressive guy,but he isnt tat progressive anymore.
Ah Lan was an attention whore,but he is still an attention whore.
Ah Lan was kinda pathetic,he sucks but he is still as sucky and pathetic as ever.
Ah Lan is trying hard to change himself.
Ah Lan likes to speak CANTONESE + swear words.
Ah Lan likes to swear whenever he could.
Ah Lan likes money
Ah LAn doesnt give a shit on other ppl words and saying.
Ah Lan hates to care about his results and exams.but he has to and he is doing it right now because he wants to enter M.I.T university.
Ah Lan is trying to lose weight.
Ah Lan is trying to save money.
Ah Lan is trying to change his life abit right now.
Ah Lan is being fucked up by the world.
Ah Lan hates to rant but he is ranting now.
Ah Lan likes to fight but doesnt want to get hit NOR GETTING DISCIplInary RECord.HE wants a bright money-future.
Ah LAn is blady VAIN.
Ah LAn likes to cook.
Ah Lan is not dating anyone now.
AH Lan fucking hate to ignore people but he is doing it to someone now.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MUSIC = AH LAN ,Ah LAn = music.
AH lan is alive today because of music ,otherwise i would have die from suciding and jump off the building or killing myself.IT is also God that offer me some hopes,frankly,even thought there is hope, it is fucking hard to reach and i always find it useless....Ah LAn also got a fucking over-protective DAD and CHinaman DAD and a megalomania DAD.....BUT,he isnt here most of the time,soooo IM FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEE...FREEDOM!!!

The LASt breakthrough....

2006-04-29T21:55:00.000+08:00

WEi...to all the LAST breakthrough FANSY out there..

I BET U SEARCH ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOR THE THEME SONG and ALL U FOUND IS A PIECE OF LOW QUALITY AND CRAP MP3....Actually I ALSO..

today im happy,because i finished the whole series.. AND IT WAS DAMN 7 NICe WATCHING IT...the SONGS ALSO DAMN 7 NICe.. but the one i found ...AlLL damn lousy quality can lan 7 ugly...

SO i ripped it myself.. it is VERY GOOD quality ...192kphs... and very clear.. :D

DOWNLOAD HERE

http://www.f-forge.com/?d=5E2czp1r90DZqLGmtY6k

SO ENJOY AR...all the fansy...NEED ANYMORE SONGS FROM TLB? ..tell kau 7 in the comment.

HELP ME!!!

2006-04-27T17:42:00.000+08:00

Well,my exam is around the corner now, and my essay writting is kinda bad.Hence, im going to blog this article as an
exercise for my coming English exam but that doesnt mean it is a made-up,everything i have written here are all purely genuine
and real.
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Isnt it nice to have someone that love u so much that she stuck to you only yet she is kinda of pretty?
Isnt it kind of bad to give a girl her first kiss yet u r not dating her?
Isnt it cruel to say some reallly caustic things to a girl that loves u so much to make her stop loving you?

Haplessly,i accidentaly put myself into this kind of situation and i wanted to scream..FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ( dont worry
my teacher will give me extra marks for swearing in the essay,BECAUSE IT IS HYPERBOLE ).The reason is my love for her is
excruciatingly unstable.Sometimes,it can reach a point that i dont even have any single tinge of feeling for her.At time, i
really love her,it usually occur ~~when im fucking horny! and i want to fuck her like no tommorow! ROAR!!!~~
when im alone and im kinda miss her.......i dunno why,i like her long hair,her cute face,her height,her kinda flat chest,her pussy? i guess....
Oh yeah,her parents are fucking strict over her,she cant go here go there.Even going to a convenience store which is only 3 meters away,she
needs permission from her parents.

However, i got a few options here:

1)Since im fucking free,im gonna date her and fuck her like no tommorow and dump her...
"OUCH,IT IS TOO CRUEL..I CANT DO IT!!"

2)Just date her seriously.
"WTF?"

3)BLind date saja
"hmmph"

4)Stay as friends,help her in everywhere..........
"this is kinda good..but..she doesnt want it..diu"

HELP ME MAKE A CHOICE.

yeah,FUCK MY ENGLISH.. Im not going to give a shit
over my bad grammatical errors...FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

Due to my teacher's everyday 100-reason-why-you-should-show-ur-patriotism speech,i was inspired to show my love to Malaysia and be more patriotic.
Thus,I need to use the jargon of malaysian which is specially attributed to Malaysia.

PS:pls lar..correct my english okay?..i wanna score well for my engrish test

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2006-04-19T19:14:00.000+08:00

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Gurls are mysterious,dont u agree?..part 1

2006-04-04T19:23:00.000+08:00

Well,Ah Lan was difted away by heaps of tourble in life.That why recently all the post are so christianed.Sorry to those no no christian or religion people out there..DUI MU JUI!!

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In my mind,i always try to predict what a person next move.Usually, the accuracy of my prediction is 98% but when comes to gurl .... i cant even understand what they are talking about most of the time.

Well, u cant blame me..i tried my very best just to understand what they are thinking in their mind.Even when im shitting in the toilet,watching porn,masturbating,fucking my girlfriend upside down,laning my friends,having sex with all the hot silais,pleasing my 2nd gurlfriend,having an orgasm with my sexy hot 19 year old pet-sister,diuing my 21year old hot physic teacher, my mind can never stop analyze what gurls said early on and it seem to give up most of the time.

When comes to answering question,gurls will give those subtle answer.

One day, i was disturbing water bottles for my group.

Ah Lan : Hey BimbO, do u want water ar?

Bimbo : Today,the weather very hot lar.Arent u thirsty , are you?

Ah Lan : Yeah, so do u want water?

Bimbo : No lar...dont want ...after u say i bolok ur stuffs and call me cheapskate..

Ah Lan : Oh fine then....For real, do u still want water?

Bimbo : It is okay,dont need lar.Keep it for urself, waterboy.

10 minutes later......

Bimbo : Ah Lan!!! GOT WATER OR NOT? I WANT SOME..

Ah lan : I thought u say dun want?

Bimbo : Where got?.. i say i want lar...so... do u have water now?

Ah lan : NO AND FUCK U BITCH, I ASKED U TWICE...ANd fucking tell me dont want, now when i dun have water u fucking ask me lar...kan ni nia chee bye kia......If u are desperate for water u can sux my dick now and drink all the way from there...diu.

It is damn annoying, The 'no' in a gurl's mind could be YES or No or even MAYBE. The 'Maybe' could be Yes or No or even Maybe or even 'alot of things', again all the three words are vice versa in a gurl mind,it could be any combination.

No doubt,it will takes 1000 years for the guys to understand a gurl completely.If that the case, i have to tell u gurls frankly, there will be no mr. right guy or mr. perfect unless we guys can live up the age of 1000.So, stop dreaming for ur fucking dream guy or mr.right.However, let me tell u my exprience.So that u will believe my words are true.

Every evening, i will go over to seri hartamas or ss17 to lunch.Well,that a hot gurl who stay in my apartment have to go back to her college which is help institute around that time.Since i met her, she always asks me to give her a ride.As a gentleman, i never rejected her request but as time pass by, it seems like my daily routine to drive her to her college and every morning i will ask her whether she needs transport or not.....

Ah Lan : Do u want me to drive u to the college today?

Jessica : Maybe.

Ah Lan : So...Yes or no?

She will jogs away and leave me no answer..So that evening , i waited fo her.. and she turn up..that okay.

The next morning....

Ah Lan : Do u want me to drive u to the college today?

Jessica : MAybe.

Ah Lan : So yes or no.

This time......

Jessica : Dunno....maybe...

Niasing.. nvm..... i waited for her..........after 20 minutes she didnt turn up and i went to ss17 to lunch.When i reached there,my mobile phone rang...i took up..

Jessica : Ah LAN, pls come and fetch me now.. im late....

Ah Lan : Where are u?..

Jessica : Im in KlCC now.. i told u this morning wat.

Ah Lan : FUCK U LAR... U THINK IM UR AHMAD IZZIT?.. NIASING...WHEN I ASK U WANT TRANSPORT Or NOt..U ONLY SAY MAYBE..

Such a simple word like 'MAY Be' can mean alot of things in a gurl mind and they tend to expect us guys to understnad them...sigh...

Story time....( abit christian dun read if u dun like ar )

2006-04-03T19:18:00.000+08:00

Well,some people tend to ask me why u r not piss with him? Why are u being so nice?
In fact, i have bad temper all this while but somehow it is more controllable now.Still,im a human.. i do blow up once in a while but it is gay.. i know..
Okay, so let me tell u a story about why u should forgive those people who offended u.

One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right.

He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration.

Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there, and with tears in his eyes, he prayed "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed.

Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair Lord. I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done against me and I shouldn't have to forgive. As perfect as your way is Lord, this one thing I cannot do, for I don't know how to forgive. My anger is so deep Lord, I fear I may not hear you, but I pray that you teach me to do this one thing I cannot do.Teach me To Forgive.

As he knelt there in the quiet shade of that old oak tree, he felt something fall onto his shoulder. He opened his eyes. Out of the corner of one eye, he saw something red on his shirt. He could not turn to see what it was because where the oak tree had been was a large square piece of wood in the ground. He raised his head and saw two feet held to the wood with a large spike through them. He raised his head more, and tears came to his eyes as he saw Jesus hanging on a cross. He saw spikes in His hands, a gash in His side, a torn and battered body, deep thorns sunk into His head.

Finally he saw the suffering and pain on His precious face. As their eyes met, the man's tears turned to sobbing, and Jesus began to speak.

Have you ever told a lie, he asked? The man answered - yes Lord. Have you ever been given too much change and kept it? The man answered yes Lord. And the man sobbed more and more.

Have you ever taken something from work that wasn't yours, Jesus asked? And the man answered yes Lord.

Have you ever sworn, using my Father's name in vain? The man, crying now, answered yes Lord.

As Jesus asked many more times, "Have you ever"? The man's crying became uncontrollable, for he could only answer yes Lord.

Then Jesus turned His head from one side to the other, and the man felt something fall on his other shoulder. He looked and saw that it was the blood of Jesus. When he looked back up, his eyes met those of Jesus, and there was a look of love the man had never seen or known before.

Jesus said, I didn't deserve this either, but I forgive you.

It may be hard to see how you're going to get through something, but when you look back in life, you realize how true this statement is. Read the first line slowly and let it sink in. This is simple, and important. Read on.... This first line is deep.

If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it. Lord I love You and I need You, come into my heart, Today. For without You I can do nothing.

The teachers tat i respect all the time

2006-04-01T21:01:00.000+08:00

FIRST AND FOREMOSt.. IM FROM SMK SERI HARTAMAS.. RAWWWW!!!

I have a bunch of very good teachers that helped me out alot.

FIRST: OUR DISCIPLINARY TEACHER!!!! EN.YEW!!!!
WHAT HE DID:He made my sejarah class really fun!!WEll, he jokes alot and very friendly man eheh.Despite of his strictness ( strictness..everybody hates rules,Am i right? ), he is really really a good good teacher.If he is planing to give workshops on sejarah.. i will be the first one to register...I WILL LINE UP 6 hours b4 the ticket counter start selling.HE also gives alot alot sweets during sejarah time! I improved my sejarah because of him man... and he also a good christian man, and family man .He always teaches us to care for our future family and some guidelines in between the class.That why hartamas students' gurlfriend all creme de la creme one :D REally RESPECT HIM MAN.!!!HE also very very helpful man, he helps me to get the key for library every morning :D...also a handyman.. he can fixs almost everything in school!

PS: HE also wrote the SAsbadi SEjarah book and Ekpress sejarah book.. WHICH Is really really good.. i scored A in PMR because of his book!!! BUY HIS BOOKS MAN...i will guarantee u ..it will be awesome.

SEcond: PN YONG!!! MY ENGLISH TEACHEr.!!!
what she did: She is my english and est teacher.She is a jovial person.She likes to joke around and always reveal us alot alot of new things.Oh yeah, she also good at teaching EST..Did i tell u she is a very sporting teacher . DEspite of her monthly checking on our homework, she is one of the best teachers i ever got.

Third: PN LIEW!!! MY ADD MATH TEACHER.
What she did: U might think she is boring.Actually, she isnt boring AT AL!!! One thing that really surprise me is.. She got alot alot patience on teaching me addmaths,when i dunno how to do any questions.. she will shows me step by step untill i understand.(for your information,im kinda slow,it takes heaps of time for me to understand a question)..Despite of her strictness(sometimes),she is a really great teacher.She also gave me pos of Ketua media in school :D

Fourth: PN........LOW !!! A CHEMISTRY TEACHER and LIbrarian teacher in my school.
What she did: OH... SHE IS FAMOUS FOR HER STRICTNESS AND SCARINESS!!!...ACTUALLY, SHE IS NOT AT ALL.If u obey her rules and regulations, she will jokes with u.. and when she jokes.. I TELL u...u will laugh untill u bleed. HAHAHA,even thought she didnt teach me.. but she is my librarian teacher!!! that how i know.I also heard that she is a very good chemistry teacher.One more thing i heard is... she can remember all the things in our form 4 and form 5 text books .ahahha

Last but not least: All the teachers in my school are good, i really appreciate them for sacrificing their priceless time just to teach me this FAT WORTHLESS BRAT.

I tell u guys something,even they are not doing their job ,they also get the same amount of INCOME as the teachers who spend most of their time teaching us.

Inconclusion, teachers are good.I doubt anyone other than teacher will spend their priceless time just to teach u.People usually spend their priceless time exchange for something they think is worth it BUT TEACHERS are different, just wanted to give u the knowledges and expect no return from u....So LOve ur teachers even thought sometimes they accidentally accused or caused u trouble,afterall they are too caring for u and wanted u to learn ur mistake and u will not do it in future.!!

PS: In secular world,if u did something wrong,no one will forgive u so easily.Worst,some people may setup a plan to destory u.Compared to that, teachers' scoldings and drugeries are just merely gentle reminders to us.In secular world, PEOPLE MIGHT HIRE A HITMAN TO ASSASSINATE U ,,JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO AH-PEK--> HERE!!!!

I LOVE U TEACHERS!!

Most Amazing Facts

2006-03-25T21:04:00.000+08:00

Most Amazing Facts

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laserprinters all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All polar bears are left handed.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I is No Asians.

2006-03-10T15:39:00.000+08:00

First of all, i want to apologize to my dearest blog reader for not updating my blog.Well,i was really busy and "Those sweet days -chapter 4" is coming out soon.Stay tuned guys!!

Alrite, just incase u cant see the image above, It said :

b w e n d a - i hate the group of asian boys in rundle mall...sitting infront of myer ...they look so ugly ... fuck them ALL HAHA!

Oh well, i guess that msn nickname is already self-stated that she is either an Australian-ed chinese or rather a LAN-ed chinese AND SHE NOT PRETTY EITHER.Wait, did i introduce her background or ...name to u all?

Name : Brenda
Age : 16
Born at? : Malaysia
Stay at? : Australia
How come she is in Australia? : She migrated there.
Is she hot? : More pictures are below, judge urself.
Lan-ness : Very fucked up.Ah Lan personally would like to crown her with the Most Fucked up Bitch crown.

"She is one the of the sad-dest person i ever met.I thought of pitying her for being a bitch or a sadist until......she insulted asians...

alrite,alritte.... I will start the story :

Back to March 2002 , there was a cute and pretty gurl in my school called Brenda.Haplessly, she was the flatest of all the other gurls,so the guys started to call her "ironing board" as soon they found her flatness.

Well, i kinda had pity on her and avoided from calling her "ironing board".Worst, the guy she fell for , Dn joined the group and start calling her " ironing board " as well.Pissed off, she reported to teacher on several occasions.

However, things started to turn around after she migrated to Australia.Everyone thought that things are all over,but.....after a few months, she sent an email to the most lenient guy in our form, AY.

THe email is :

XXX, ur dick is very short and not long either.., I was flat but it takes time to grow... blah blah... now im mountain everest...and Dn u joined the wrong frens, and AH Lan......................

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That ticked me off badly! I had mercy on her yet she flamed me back and do u have to tell us that u have big boobs now? Not like we care, right?I think she was insane and I made an assumption she went to plastic surgery just to pump her breast bigger.Well, that doesnt matter..........

What really matter here is :

SHE IS NOT PRETTY , SHE LOOKS LIKE A WHORE AND FUCKED BITCH YET SHE DARES TO INSULT ASIANS ARE UGLY....DID NOTICE HER FACE CONSIST OF 90% OF MAKE UPS( 3KG MAKE UPS) AND 10% OF HER GENUINE UGLY FACE ??

She was trying so hard to make her self look like one of those angmohs, but sorry lah...NO matter how hard u r going to try,u still look like an asian ..AN UGLY ONE.

Asians make the best looking gurl compare to the other races and not like i havent date an Angmoh gurl.Moreover, chinese gurls are not that bimbotic.Guys also, we are shorter, but when we leng chai, we really more leng chai then all the Angmohs...

To make things even more complicated....

This is her friendster (dont get fooled by some of her pics,sHe looks like shit in PERSON.) : http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2421038

Feel free to send her a messagethru friendster : Be urself bitch, U r asian not Angmoh.Oh yeah, U look like an ugly shit.

One more thing, she deserved to be condemmed for her bimbotic nickname and being a bitch.

IF so happen that u r that bitch above...feel free to send me an email to : ilanmyworld@gmail.com

Thanks.

FOr the christians.

2006-03-07T22:19:00.000+08:00

-Cross-
-Click on the image to view the cartoon-

This is wat happened to all of us.............it is tough, i know.I went thru it,nope,in fact im going thru it everyday.

Im Malaysian....and im proud to be one!

2006-03-07T17:31:00.000+08:00

A few friends of mine came back from traveling to Australia.No doubt that we went out to yumcha and talked how we spent our holidays before school starts again.Well, I was the only one who went to Australia for a summer crash course on Economics and Globalization.We had fun chatting untill 3 of my sohais friend started to...................

Sohai Cheebye : Diu ler, Malaysia weather are damn 7 Lan diu ler, so fucking hot but Australia got summer and winter all these ler, and i wasnt that stressful at there because the weather...

Sohai Pek pek:Yalor, somemore ar, Malaysia Not safe ler,AUSTRALIA DAMN SAFE U KNOW......

Sohai Mahai:Deng, Do u know ar...........guys at there very leng chai... malaysia all the guys like shit only....

When i heard that, i started to tulan already....but i still tahan ar..............

Sohai Mahai : So, where did u go for ur holiday ar??

Ah Lan : oh , i took a crash course at Australia, Melb U.

Sohai Pek Pek : When was it?You should call kau 7 me right at there?

Ah Lan : No lar, i was there to study....i got some shit that allows me to drive there and all lar.Coz, i got PR at australia lah..

I think they dunno wat is PR , pr = permanent resident.

Sohai Chee bye :U know ar, at australia right ...the shop closes at 8 o'clock ler... U know ?

They really sohai untill they think i lying about my crash course at Australia and talk untill like i dunno anything about Australia........

Sohai Pek Pek : I know.I also like the air in Australia ler. It is very clean compare to KL...

Sohai Mahai : Yalor, i also damn 7 happy there, the food at there also taste better and got very high quality.Do u think malaysia sux?

Sohai Chee bye and Pek Pek: Yalor, Malaysia sux!!What do u think ar Ah Lan, U also there one.Why not telling us the good things about Australia ler and are u sure u went to Australia not India?

This time, I memang Tulan 120% already.....

Ah LAN : DIU NYAH MAH CHAU HAI , U all 1 ,2, 3 sohai mo LOU,u all are fucking brainless lar...........Malaysia is the best place... Do u know weather in Malaysia is the best, sometimes only hot, nya sing ...imagine u in winter, i tell u .. u wont want to say Australia weather is nice.Somemore ,during summer .... it is 4 seasons in one day........... ban 7....

SohaiS' : But .. but still the others stuff betta than malaysia mah...dont u agree ar?

AH LAN : SOHAI,Malaysia also damn 7 safe wat......only rape cases....chee bye...U all damn tulan,i go saman by the AUstralian police for not wearing helmet when i was cycling........At Australia, u think u can bribe off the police when u are speeding ar?Only in malaysia u can speed kau kau yet the police wont diu kau u like in melbourne..........

sohaiS' : but but but..

Ah Lan : No but lar sohais........food,Malaysia fucking cheap and nice, Living cost here Damn 7 low, their TAX IS 47.5% ler sohai.. that y the government must care for them lar...Malaysian also got damn alot Leng luis and LEng chais.. Just tat u bunch of rubbish dunno how to see properly....and there got heaps of pollens that cause u get skin allergy and hayfever......If u all really like Australia then become one and dun bitch infront of me... FUCK U!!!

So, I scold kau 7 them untill they scare to say they love Australia,Malaysia has loads of goodie but those sohai tend to overlook it.Well, i cant really blame them Coz there is a proverb that show that human tend to think this way " The grass on the other side is always better ".

Malaysia BOLEH!!

today...

2006-03-06T18:23:00.000+08:00

Today, no time to update blog, because im going out to eat dinner with ah tiu and ah giu....and fucking loads of work and school works to do.Yeah, im good at procrastinating .............................

Today damn tulan, the teacher looks down on me, thinking i damn weak and mo lik because i act like one....Nya Sing, i almost carry her and throw her to the red sea,Sei PAk yer POh.....

Today also not bad,I get to knew some hot chicks around my area,I was in mCDonald....Suddenly,one of the friends i met at ( forgotten ) whispered my name a couple of time coz she couldnt recognize me and affraid that she called the wrong person........

BUT...I ALso DAMN TULAN, i didnt bring my cam and took pics with them......nya sing again.

Today,I sweared alot........which is normal..........

Today,I still consider myself a virgin....DAMN

Today,I broke.........

Today.........................................IM GONNA LAN MY WORLD

Fuck this post... ahaha..

Conclusion: Today AH LAN is very TULAN!!

Those sweet days - Chapter 2

2006-03-05T18:58:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys for the previous chapter , i know it was too short to be considered as a chapter.
Frustrated, she glared at me with her furtive eye and kept quiet.Ever since,we hardly talk to each other,but on the other hand im getting closer to her best fren,EL and that the time when everything starting to turn around...Wait..I almost forgotten to tell u that "hollier than thou" gurl name and how i met her and why i say things starting to turn around....

PS:im sorry,this is my first time telling story..so it isnt surprise to see me screw up :D
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11 January 2001,first day in a secondary school.............

Scare,shy,feeling eccentric,i was walking towards my very own class form 1 class "jujur"= honest.I got a feeling of being left out as soon i stepped into the class,EVERYONE IS CONVERSING IN ENGLISH!!!Luckily,there was another chinaman just like me sat at the back of the class all by himself.Feeling shy, i looked down as i walk towards that chinaman.

"Hey, my name is AH LAN,wat ur one ar?"

"Oh,my name is Ah hai"

"Leng! u came from the chinese school also ar?"

"Yalor, u noe wat they kong kan ar?"He pointed at a group of people at the front row as he talks

"Ngoh dunno woh,y ar?"

"Mou SI lar.."

That was how our conversation ended,somehow it gave me the guts to approach to tat group of people.It was good,i managed to crack a few jokes even thought my english was kinda fucked up at that time,I assumed they understand coz they laughed paroxysmly. Maybe not,I think most likely they were laughing at my fucked up english,things were good untill..............

A sohai who infront of me were rocking his chair and accidentaly fell down....that muthafucker thought i was the who pulled his chair and gave me a punch at my chest without clarifying the stuffs.No doubt, i scolded him a fucker ( that the first foul word i knew in english ) and some other hokkien + cantonese foul words.

Suddenly, this chio bu i mentioned earlier on appear right infront of me.Well, i guess she knows one or two foul words from cantonese as well?wait.. did i mentioned i scolded that muthafucker a fucker?..yer..I didnt exactly scolded him, I YELLED AT HIM...

Guess wat?..She glared at me with her furtive eye and kept quiet.Worst,I was a sohai china-apek,i thought showing off how big my ego is a cool thing to do.I yelled even louder at that muthafucker and asked whether he was alright when he felt down ( i wanted to show off how macho i was )

However,teacher came in and did the name introducing game , when it was her turn to introduce herself,I gave all my attention just to get her name right.

"It is ur turn"the teacher said.

"Yes,my name is LY and im from Sekolah....XXX"

Sadly, I had to admit that how we get to know each other name....................not thru flirting or anything, and I never talked to her coz i was a stupid sohai shy fucked up china-apek.I think my image in her is kinda bad as well, i swear 24/7, my motto was no swearing no life, i made a mess in class, i fighted , i involved in all kind of stupid shit just to get LY's attention.Haplessly, it didnt work.

BUt, things started to change when im 16 after i get to know her best fren........

To be continued....

Chapter 1
Chapter 3

Plan B? Can eat one ar?

2006-03-05T17:09:00.000+08:00

Needless to say, it is a great magazine with a cool name "Plan B",why?According to Giu Jei,her team ~~posted too many hamsup and horny pics for previous magazine "Plan A" ,the government got no choice but to ban it.~~ thinks "Plan B" this title is very actractive, dont u think so as well? The magazine title is so interesting till u cant resist and just purchase a copy from the store.......

Remember the yumcha day with ah tiu and ah giu that i mentioned earlier on?Giu Jei gave me the latest issue of Plan B and i promised to give a review over it after i finish reading,so here my review and rating how good is this book.

What is plan B?
It is a magazine that teaches a heterosexual man learn how to take their own body and personal hygiene.Well, inside do give out tips how to groom urself and show u some examples. Show u how to survive in this vain world and not to feel left out.It contains jokes as well....that how i learnt to be funny.....If u want to know my secret BUY THAT MAGAZINE!

Content:
~~ALL BULLSHITS~~ It really surprised me when i jsut flip it around.It is seriously helpful when comes to tips for grooming urself(I not tat vain...)

Rating:
I will give 8/10

Now,u may wonder wherether im lying about the rating about "Plan B", but I got few pictures to back up my claim why "Plan B" is so irresistable:

As you all know,"Bible stories" is a good book ,always and forever.

But when come to choosing between Plan B and Bible Stories...i have some troubles.Both are equally good,equally contain no bullshit,equally genuine and interesting.

Even when im bombing tokyo with my atomic bombs, I cant miss a single moment reading Plan B.

Afterall, it is a good magazine untill i find it worth EXPOSING my long dick when i bombing the Tokyo just to convince all of u out there that PLAN B is a good magazine...PLS do not spread my pictures like Tammy NYP. Pls.........even thought i look sexy.

More pictures for bloggers meet up..

2006-03-04T23:17:00.000+08:00

Ah giu and ah tiu

Ah tiu ,gong lan wong , ah lan ( ah tiu and me were admiring ah giu pimples while gong lan wong wanted to pierce it with his ice cream spoon )

Anyway , it was a great yumcha day for me.......

Bloggers meet up....

2006-03-04T22:04:00.000+08:00

It was an afternoon,Gong Lan wong suggested an idea of yumcha with Ah Tiu and Ah giu afterwork.I thought it was canceled because Ah giu said she feels sick and had to pay a visit to the doctor to ~~check-up wherether she is pregnant or not~~ see why she was so sick .Somehow, when i was jogging Gong Lan wong rang my mobile phone up and told me that Ah giu and AH tiu already chilling at Baskin Robbin waitting for us...

ON tat day,stupid gong Lan wong treated ah giu and ah tiu but didnt treat me any shit.Well, it was on friday,and i havent get my money yet...i left around Rm50 in my wallet only.No matter wat,AH TIU AND AH GIU came all the way to my place just to yumcha with us,so yer!..it is worth opening my wallet to yumcha with them!

On top of that, Ah giu gave me and gong lan wong a copy of PLAN B March issue generously ( I promise i will give a review on PLAN B mag right after i finish reading ) and i learnt loads of kau lui tips from ah giu and ah tiu.

So these are the photo we had taken on that day :

Our Shadows(gong lan wong, ah tiu , ah giu, ah lan -Jason is my nick- ):

The plan B Magazine:

Click here for more photos!!

Say no to porn?

2006-03-04T14:45:00.000+08:00

It was a nice day,so i decided to go to my cousin brother house at seri kembangan,Serdang to pay him a visit.On the way, something interesting caught my attention at the toll station near the Mine resort.....

Say no to porn?...LOOK INTERESTING!! I was so curious untill i went to check out their website (just to see wat lanciao speech they going to give about porn).. Wat is their exact purpose of saying NO to porn thru mass media BUT NOT DOING ANYTHING TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING?
Obviously,tmnet is fucked up enuff to be called as a lanciao internet service provider,needless to say, their business on internet is not growing.They are fucked up enuff to say they will provide 1mphs connection with a cheap price,but in reality they only provide u with a 56kphs speed and constant crash internet connection.Just with that, tmnet had ticked off heaps of ppl in malaysia including me,and shattered all my trust on tmnet,(FUCK MAN,JUST LIKE TAT... OUR broadband lose to singapore liao..diu).

Somehow,u gotta respect the marketing director in tmnet.Recently, tmnet had invested more on mass media advertisement..GUESS WAT?..it managed to con those Ah SEM, AH PEK , SoHAI, computer noob,...u name it,but not the smart people,example: AH LAN.

At first, i didnt believe it works,but after overheard some ah sems conversation at the PASAR PAGI at Kepong, it really shocked my LAN out..

AH Sems:Hoi XXX, my son are want to get pok bang ar..pok bei or pok ban ar..u know ar?

XXX: Oh, u mean STink ASS (streamyX in cantonLISH) POK BANG (broadband) ar?

AH Sems:Yalar, they good ar?..i heard there also got TIMEnet..

XXX:Stink ass betta, they got thing tat dont let ur boi boi go to those hamsup webby one..but time net dont have alr

AH Sems:YAU MO KAN ZHANG?(got so true meh?) Like tat i want to get my zai zai lor,.......

Saw tat?
Those computer illiterate ah sems ,ah peks easily got deceived by that stupid say no to porn advertisement.

Here another stupid senario caused by their stupid advertisement on RADIO.
According to the advertisement,it said tat tmnet service and building and work place had improved greatly.

SOHAI: Hey xxx,i think i wanna apply for Steam ASS ar...

XXX:Why? Sohai, timenet is good wat ...

SOHAI: No lar,timenet expensive and they only give u 284kps for 88,but Steam ASS give u 1mps for 78.

XXX:Where got?the support service is very slow one ler ..i heard from my friend..

SOHAI: Wat lar u ..never listen to radio one ar?..they say they improve liao ....even my friend who work at tmnet company say they improve liao..Their toilet now ar..MOU TAK Deng ar..Very clean and it smell very good u know?...............................................

HOW SAD IS TAT???They still give out shitty service,i just asked when they are coming to hook up the streamyx in my workplace, they say they will come next week , around the 5th day or the 6th day..TURNED OUT TO be THE 5th month after i placed the order they only come and fix.As usual, internet connection is still so slow, and constantly crash....What a shame?

I wonder when tmnet will spend their money wisely to fix the problem,instead covering it up...wat a dissapointment,yet i still have to say "MALAYSIA BOLEH!"

Nia MA CHau hais..

2006-03-04T10:39:00.000+08:00

Last week, i watched the tammy nyp video.I have to admit she is really good for friend with benefits :D

FOR THOSE SUCKERS WHO DESPERATE FOR TAMMY NYP VIDEO :

Stop searching for TAmmy NYP video clip,oh yeah.. the clip is here thou.

Term and Condition:
1) download at ur own risk
2)if ur fucking comp spoiled,it is not my responsibility

PS:Use Quicktime player to play it :D

News on this blog

2006-03-04T09:11:00.000+08:00

IT gotta be active from next week onwards, coz i need to change the layout abit.. too small to write stuffs. STAY TUNE

Well, well ,well......

2006-02-05T20:46:00.000+08:00

I got some goodies for people who visit my blog :

LIMEWIRE PRO LAStest version! : http://www.uploading.com/get.php?get=S93UM4OO

To my friends,
I fulfilled my promise :D , so there u go ur limewire pro.

Sharing is caring :D

Request one or two proggies u want from me in the comment, i will upload it for u ,DO IT B4 more ppl come :D

Cheers,
I EAT MY WORLD!!

FIrst post : These are friends from my own CHURCH

2006-02-03T22:02:00.000+08:00

Came back from hanging out with Ah TIu, Ah Giu and Louis .
Took off my favourite cap,chilling with a coke, ready to go and take a shower.
SUDDENLY! an old friend of mine ( not really my friend, he gives a kind of lansi look most of the time........) messaged me in MSN... WHAT A Miracle!!!! I thought we gonna have a long conversation...BUT......

Here the conversation ( i dont want to expose his screen name ) :

My fucking cheebye fren says:
eh -[I Lan My World]-

i Lan my world says:
yes?

My fucking cheebye fren says:
have u got --------'s number?

i Lan my world says:
no <-- ( dissapointed + LAZY = i fucking dun want to give him lar..diu. ) My fucking cheebye fren says:
ah ok

That is the end of the conversation.Well, u might find it alright, but let me tell u why it is not alright!!
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WARning: THIS MAY TOUCHES on christianity n PLS dont say i never warn u ...alrite?highlight it and read it at ur own risk(BTW Discussion is closed and tis was the past,but i wont delete it ,read the comments and judge urself.)

Friends?.. i got alot of friends also lar,but especially those from MY FUCKING CHURCH is damn shitted up, i will tell u why.

Almost 95% of them from my church, THEY ONLY TALK TO YOU WHEN THEY NEED A FUCKING FAVOUR FROM U, CRANK UP A CHEEBYE CONVERSATION JUST TO ASK U FOR SOMETHING, LIKE THAT SO HAI ABOVE . DONT U FIND IT LAN DIU????

On top of it, if u go to church alone like me, without a gang or a clique or watever shit, u will be ignore like a shadow, sometime they fucking lansi till u say hi to them and they dont notice u...NIA MA CHAU HAI.... No matter how hard u try to talk to them nicely ,politely, gently,perceptibly,deliberately, they like want to runaway. UNLESS u r either rich(those fucking show-off) , well-known,and some sort of tauke....they only come and talk to u....FUCKED UP right?

WORST,u know wat?Did i mention that it is a church ?....WITH THIS KIND OF FUCKED UP ATTITUDE OF TREATING PEOPLE , HOW THE FUCK CHRISTIAN GONNA SPREAD NICELY, IF IM A NONE CHRISTIAN OR WATEVER SHIT, U THINK I WILL BECOME CHRISTIAN MEH? .. IF MOST PEOPLE IN THE CHURCH IS LIKE THAT....SAY THIS SAY THAT LAR, SAY AR U CANNOT DO THIS DO THAT, MUST DO THINGS TO HONOUR GOD, ON THE OTHER LANCIAO HAND U R FUCKING TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THIS.... YOU THINK UR A VERY GOOD CHRISTIAN LAH?.. FUCK U _|_ -_-_|_ , TALK SO MUCH COCK ,WAIT.. THOSE FUCKING NONSENSE NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BE CALL AS COCK.. IT SHOULD BE CALL AS SHITS.

Btw,im also a christian..one more thing, GOD DIDNT SAY I CANNOT SWEAR, ONLY U FUCKING EXTREMIST SAY I CANNOT SWEAR.....oh yeah, Read ur fucking bible b4 u comment me n if u can find me a verse tat say i shouldnt swear , i will stop swearing. REMINDER FOR ALL THE FUCKING EXTREMISTS, JAMES CHAPTER 3 ONLY WARN US TO USE OUR WORDS PROPERLY , DONT U DARE To POINT ME THAT CHAPTER, I WILL CHOP UR USELESS HEAD.

Aiiiiiiiii,
I-EAT-My-WORLD

My new blog.Wanna know why?

2006-02-03T21:09:00.000+08:00

Well well well, i havent be able to swear in the blog for ages,but the will of mine to swear and express myself broke the barier of being a good guy .SO This is the blog for me to swear the fuck and express my fuck views on certain stuffs, i have heaps of issue to discuss, stay tune for those upcoming posts.

Cheers,
-[I Lan My World]-